Welcome to The Salty Alchemist, where we refuse to be boxed in by niches. We believe that life is a beautifully complex tapestry, and embracing a holistic approach is the key to unlocking your most joyous, empowered existence. I'm Miranda, and I've woven together my extensive experience in multiple disciplines to bring you the ultimate, all-encompassing journey to self-discovery and growth.
My mission is simple: to help you create a balanced, scalable, and thriving life that's uniquely yours. With the tools, techniques, and support you'll find here, you'll uncover the true essence of who you are and build a life that reflects your deepest desires and highest potential.
Discover the Path to True Empowerment and Transform Your Life Today!
The Salty Alchemist Difference
While others may focus on narrow aspects of personal growth, I'm dedicated to providing a comprehensive, holistic experience that addresses every facet of your life. Whether you're seeking spiritual guidance, relationship insights, or career advancement, I've got you covered.
Join me on this rebellious, game-changing journey that'll leave you feeling uplifted, empowered, and ready to conquer the world.
It's time to rise above your limitations and embrace your unique power - let's make magic together!
Your Journey Begins Here!
LET'S GET REAL FOR A SECOND
SOUND FAMILIAR?
Are you feeling lost, overwhelmed, or stuck in your life?
Are you struggling to find meaning and purpose, but don't know where to start?
Are you letting opportunities pass you by because low self-esteem and self-worth, are hindering your ability to thrive in your personal and professional lives?
WELL, YOU SEE—I FELT THE SAME WAY.
As someone who has faced and conquered adversity - from childhood abuse and teenage pregnancy to divorce and being a high school dropout - I understand what it's like to navigate the darkest moments and emerge stronger than ever.
Experience the transformational power of my coaching services and unlock the life you've always dreamed of.
What's inside the coaching container…
8 Virtual - 60 Minute 1:1 Personalized coaching sessions: So you can receive tailored guidance, addressing your unique challenges and goals.
Comprehensive workbooks and exercises: So you can actively engage with your healing process and track your progress.
Shadow work guidance: So you can embrace and integrate your shadows, leading to profound personal growth and self-awareness.
Relationship building strategies: So you can cultivate deeper connections and foster healthy, fulfilling relationships in your life.
Career advancement and transition support: So you can confidently navigate the professional world and achieve success on your terms.
Spiritual teachings and guidance: So you can nurture your inner self, connecting with your purpose and unlocking a more enlightened existence.
Astrology services (individual, relationship, and family chart readings): So you can gain deep insights into your personality, relationships, and family dynamics, unlocking a more profound understanding of yourself and your connections with others.
Intuitive healing sessions (energy healing, tarot, intuitive channeling): So you can release energetic blockages, receive spiritual guidance, and align with your highest self, leading to a more balanced and harmonious life.
The vibes you'll experience after our collaboration…
FEELINGS OF INNER STRENGTH AND A MAJOR BOOST IN ENERGY
THE MOTIVATION AND MINDSET TO OVERCOME ANY CHALLENGE AHEAD
AN ILLUMINATED VISION FOR YOUR FUTURE TO FUEL YOU WITH INSPIRATION
A VISCERAL SET OF SKILLS THAT WILL ALLOW YOU TO BE AUTHENTICALLY PRESENT IN YOUR JOURNEY
CONFIDENCE AND CERTAINTY AS YOU MOVE FORWARD THROUGH YOUR LIFE
Don't miss this opportunity to experience the power of alchemy in your own life.
To ensure an intimate, high-energy experience for all of my clients, I have limited spots available.
So, if you're thinking, "It's too expensive," or "I don't need this," then this might not be the right fit for you.
But seriously, ask yourself: how much is it worth to you to finally end those soul-sucking negative cycles, to have healthy, kick-ass relationships, and to wake up every freakin' day excited about your life, knowing you're living it on your own damn terms?
Because, that's what's on offer here!
Does this sound like you?
Feeling stuck and directionless: Struggling to find meaning and purpose in their lives, unsure of which path to take.
Unhealthy Relationships: Attracting toxic relationships or experiencing difficulties in communication and connection with their loved ones.
Career Dissatisfaction: Feeling unfulfilled and trapped in their current job, seeking growth and new opportunities.
Lack of Self-Confidence: Struggling with self-esteem and self-worth, hindering their ability to thrive in their personal and professional lives
Difficulty Setting Boundaries: Unable to assert themselves and establish healthy boundaries, leading to emotional exhaustion and imbalance.
Spiritual Disconnection: Feeling disconnected from their inner wisdom and seeking a deeper sense of purpose and spiritual alignment.
Now is
Your Time!
I've created a holistic approach designed specifically to address these pain points and guide you towards a more empowered, balanced, and fulfilling life. My range of services and support will equip you with the tools and insights you need to overcome your challenges and create the life you truly desire.
Don't let these pain points hold you back any longer. Join me and embark on a transformative journey to unleash your inner power and turn your struggles into your greatest strengths.
And I’m here to help you take that next step.
WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT?
EMPOWERMENT COACHING
Break free from societal expectations and uncover your inner badass. Our coaching sessions will hype you up to care less about what others think and magnetize the aligned life and relationships of your
most authentic self.
ASTROLOGY AWESOMENESS
Dive deep into your cosmic blueprint with individual, relationship, and family chart readings- we'll dive into the cosmos to uncover your inherited conditioning that's been messing with your mojo. Yup, we'll
pinpoint the sh*t that's been keeping you at war with life and making you feel like you're always ending up in the wrong freakin' place.
SHADOW WORK
Embrace and integrate your shadows with our comprehensive guidance, leading to profound personal growth and self-awareness. Discover the hidden gems within our darkness and let them shine
bright.
RELATIONSHIP BUILDING
Cultivate deeper connections and foster healthy, fulfilling relationships using our practical strategies and exercises. Strengthen communication and intimacy, creating the foundation for lasting bonds.
CAREER ADVANCEMENT
Confidently navigate the professional world and achieve success on your terms with our career advancement and transition support. Unleash your potential and create a thriving, purpose-driven career that reflects your true self.
EXCLUSIVE WORKBOOKS AND EXERCISES
Engage with your personal growth journey on a deeper level with our range of workbooks and exercises. From boundary implementation to communication. these resources will empower you to live your best life.
$1777
So, are you in, or are you out?
It's time to stop playing small and start living the life you freakin' deserve.
Don't miss out on this opportunity to transform your life and become the badass you were born to be.
If you're Ready to kick ass and take names? Hit that 'sign up' button and let's get this party started!
Miranda
FOUNDER
For so long, I was stuck living a life that felt totally out of alignment. I wasn't true to myself, and my sole purpose was to prove others wrong. Sure, I built a life that looked freakin' amazing on paper, but deep down, I felt empty and unfulfilled. To top it all off, my body was screaming for help, which led me to an unwelcome visit to "Autoimmune Disorder Town" and a mental breakdown for good measure.
Despite a wild ride that includes overcoming childhood trauma, becoming a teen mom, and kicking butt in the corporate world, I've managed to turn my pain into strength. And now, I'm on a mission to help others do the same.
As an empowerment coach with 15 years of corporate experience in supply chain and operational excellence, I've got the skills to help you level up in your career. But that's not all! I'm also a certified health coach, reiki master, and astrologer, which means I've got your back when it comes to healing, self-discovery, and spiritual awakening.
By blending practical strategies with a touch of woo-woo magic, I guide my clients on a journey to find clarity, break free from limiting beliefs, and create a life that's true to their authentic selves.
So, are you ready to join me and unleash the badass within?
Hell yeah, let's do this!
HERE'S WHAT OTHERS ARE SAYING
I had an amazing, one of a kind, experience with Miranda. She guides me through the tough patterns that I face and gives me awesome insight!
KATRINA
Miranda has a way of asking questions that make you remember things that have been suppressed and open you up to understanding where you may not have realized was limited from early childhood conditioning.
REBECCA
Miranda played a pivotal role in turning my life around. I'd been wrestling with limiting beliefs all my life, and anxiety and depression had become the norm for me. She helped me see that these limitations were rooted in beliefs ingrained since childhood. Working with her, I was able to break free and, for the first time, dared to dream for myself - something I didn't even know I was incapable of doing before our sessions.
WILL
Hey there, Looking for a more tailored experience to supercharge your transformation?
Check out this exclusive alternative offer, where you'll get to choose from a variety of powerful tools, including Natal & Ancestral Chart Analysis, Tarot, Subconscious Work, Energy & Astrology Mentorship, and Business Coaching.
Step into this all-encompassing container, where you'll learn how to:
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Unleash the potential of your unique design
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Crush those pesky limiting beliefs
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Master energetic awareness and management
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Develop your intuitive gifts
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Skyrocket your business growth
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Craft soul-aligned offers that resonate
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Live and thrive in true alignment
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Dive deep into astrology in a personalized 1:1 setting
With this package of 12- 60 minutes 1:1 sessions, you'll benefit from my nearly 20 years of corporate and soulful entrepreneurial experience, all geared toward helping you manifest the life of your dreams without sacrificing your freedom. So, are you ready to make some magic happen? Let's do this, together!
$2222
empowered self
8 - 1:1 60 Minute Empowerment Coaching Sessions
(to be utilized within a year of purchase)
Includes: All Astrology Chart Analysis, Energy Healing, and Subconscious Work to unlock your personal power and manifestation magic.
Join me in this deeply transformative experience. Where you will learn how to: - Shatter self-doubt - Breakthrough limiting beliefs - Release self sabotage - Step out of overwhelm and into the flow of life - Expand and embody your innate gifts - Live a life of unapologetic soul led alignment - Stop dreaming about being your Next Level Self and Start embodying it
Investment Options
Pay in full: $1777
3 Payments: $633
6 payments: $333
12 Payments: $169
1:1 mentorship
12 - 1:1 60 Minute Sessions
(to be utilized within a year of purchase)
You choose from: Natal & Ancestral Chart Analysis, Tarot, Subconscious Work, Energy Mentorship, and Business Coaching.
Join me in this expansive container. Where you will have the opportunity to learn how to: - Harness the power of your natural design - Breakthrough limiting beliefs - Energetic Awareness & Management - Intuitive Development - Setup & Scale Your Business - Create Soul Aligned offers - Create Sales Funnels & Email Marketing Campaigns - Live & Thrive Aligned AF I utilize my almost 20 years of corporate and soulled entrepreneurial experience to help you create the life of your dreams without feeling like you have to sacrafice your freedom.
Investment Options
pay in full: $2222
3 payments: $777
6 payments: $444
12 payments: $222
FAQ's
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Are sessions in person or online?All sessions are held online via Zoom. You'll receive an email with the meeting ID to login. I utilize video, audio, and screen sharing during our meetings. For emailed readings, you will submit your request via email allow 48-72 hours for a reply.
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When will our appointment be scheduled?I will reach out within 24-48 hours to schedule Readings and Coaching Sessions.
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What are your working hours?I'm incredibly flexible when it comes to booking sessions. I understand my clients work schedules, and work with them to find a time that works for both of us. This includes early evening or even Saturday sessions.
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Do you offer payment plans?Yes absolutely! I offer payment plans for all of my coaching packages. You can access them on the Purchase Plan page.
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Do you offer refunds?There are no refunds or cancellations. By purchasing any product of service offering you. You are agreeing to the terms and conditions found here.
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What do I do if I need to reschedule?I require 48 hours advance notice if you need to reschedule. Please email info@thesaltyalchemist.com to submit your request. We'll work to get you back on the books as soon as possible. Please reach out via email in the event of an emergency, and I'll do my best to accommodate. I understand life can be unpredictable at times. So please don't ever think you can't reach out if that happens.